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Nigerian Memes

Desmond Akachukwu

4 May, 2022

AFTER BEING DUMPED.

WHITE GIRL: My boyfriend has dumped me.

AFRICAN GIRL: I choose happiness I'm the CEO of my life. If it doesn't kill you, it makes you stronger. I love the woman am becoming. When bad people leave your life, good things starts happening. I'm crushing on myself, Self love O gini di????
(what is it????)

Meanwhile, It's today I admit cooking isn't for everybody, e This morning I cooked vegetable soup It was two hours after eating that I realized I didn't put the vegetables.

If you think teaching is easy, then try teaching an African parent how to use android phone, I was teaching my aunt and it was like "Bia (come) Victor, Is there battery inside the phone calculator?? and why am I in the phone, did it swallow me?? Ah! | give up

Anonymous June 18, 2022 at 4:43 AM

Lol

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